thumbectomy
a small surgery used to keep people in line. used by the mafia. also used by crazed fans who don’t like the fact that their favorite author killed the main character of his series and find him in his car, all f-cked up, then take the author to their house, nurse them back to health, then become psycho b-tches and force the author to write a new book with a different ending…
1. i gave him a little thumbectomy to make sure he got the message…
2. holy f-ck my thumb! you crazy b-tch!
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