thumbhorn
v: when a man uses his thumb to help ease his limp p-n-s into a v-g-n- — this act is often performed while drunk and resembles the operation of a shoehorn fitting a foot into a shoe
i drank 37 beers last night and there was no chance i was going to get hard. i definitely had to thumbhorn the b-tch.
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