thumbing
the act of getting kicked out of a gentleman’s club by inserting thumb in exotic dancer’s -n-s.
jimmy got us kicked out because he was thumbing p-ssion!
the hip new way to indicate you are texting. matter of fact; all the really cool kids now refer to texting as “thumbing.”
jenny and i were thumbing most of math cl-ss today.
(another correct usage would be)
thumb ya later!
(another correct usage would be)
i will thumb you later.
sticking your thumb up a girls booty for s-xual pleasure. often done when the girl is least expecting it to ensure comic value.
carter took advantage of the sorority girl picking up change by thumbing her b-tthole brutally.
when one is too busy to be bothered with something he/she had already committed to doing, especially applicable when letting an entire group of people down
instead of coming to d&d on time so everyone could start the game, otto normalverbraucher was busy thumbing his -ss.
to thumb yourself – to thumb or stick your thumb or finger into ones -n-s.
man – “tom what are you doing?”
tom – “i’m thumbing myself, it feels very nice.”
the use ofɜ bending one’s thumb in purpose for gaming orɜ other things including one hands
john was thumbing his hand console control with vigor through a complicated game level twisting bending steering flexing crooking
punishing your significant other by inserting your thumb in her -ss without warning. a technique that is crude, but effective. see also, ad hoc.
thumbing–she wouldn’t get ready to leave, so i thumbed her so she would get out the door.
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