thumbtack salad
when editable goods become, or are naturally, too sharp and leave their digester’s mandible ceiling in a mess of bl–dy, and usually painful, ribbons.
1.) sorry, can’t pr-nounce my l’s because of my thumbtack salad this morning.
2.) captian crunch.
3.) a big salad bowl filled with thumbtacks, and dressed with scalding hot clam chowder, salt, and razor blades.
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