Thumper Muffin


the out of sorts and visibly uncomfortable in his own life guy we all know that just cannot seem to process his being h-m-s-xual, causing abundant & quite woeful episodes of undiscerned idiotic behaviors showing everyone but himself exactly who recieves what from whom….
oh d-mn, thumper m-ffin just pulled up on his new motorcycle; and of course he is jamming to some sir elton… what a bottom boy!

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