Thunder Fap


in the act of masturbating to online p-rnography, when your hand reaches the top of your shaft and slams the desk and creates a thunder-like sound.
person 1: is it storming outside? i hear thunder but i don’t see any lightning.

person 2: oh that’s just john in the next room over thunder fapping. he must be watching some good stuff.
when your entire body cramps up from a single masturbation session with the most glorious -rg-sm you’ve ever had.
d-mn dude, i saw some sh-t so crazy last night i thunderfapped and spent the morning in the icu
the art of fapping with rediculous might or strength.
i was totally engrossed in my thunderfap session when my mom walked into the room…how embar-ssing!
the act of fapping very loud and quickly, much like thunder.
is that a storm, or is my roommate just thunder fapping?

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