thunder mug tool kit
what every toilet should have to ensure a confident and successful sh-t.beside the basic toilet brush and commode plunger,a hatchet for chopping megat-rds into flushable units,a pair of bar-b-que tongs for unjamming toilet paper clogs and at least one elbow length rubber glove for retrieving cell phones and wallets accidentally dropped in the toxic soup.a pair of gr-ss clippers also comes in handy for snipping off stalled t-rds that come halfway out and stop and are too dense to be pinched off by sphincter action alone.
i keep my thunder mug tool kit in a bucket right beside the toilet.
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