Thunderbeast
also knows as brandon jacobs, running back for the new york giants. he is not 100% human. brandons jacob’s true origins are unknown, but top scholars believe he could be one of 4 things.
1. half human, half horse
2. half human, half gorilla
3. half human, half locomotive
4. brandon jacobs is really sasquatch
football fan: holy duece did you see thunderbeast obliterate laron landry the other night? he completely ran him over.
scr-t-bag: who is thunderbeast?
football fan: i hate you so much.
the condition of peeling/raw/missing skin after excessive scratching due to mosquito bites.
daly scratched her mosquito bites so much that she got thunderbeast.
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