Thurkend


the process by which you begin your weekend partying on a thursday night (and sometimes don’t make it in to work on a friday!)
when you see friends or colleagues on a friday hung over or coming down and they ask “what happened to you last night?” you can say “i had a thurkend last night!”.

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