thursday


verb: to partake in -n-l s-x
noun: -n-l s-x
we just thursdayed, and now i can’t even walk.

mayne, i gotta get me some thursday soon.
the best day of the week to have s-x. i’m not kidding. it adds a whole ‘nother level to it.
person 1: whatcha doin’ thursday?
person 2: linda’s coming over.
person 1: holy sh-t. -falls down dead in amazement-
generally a pretty solid day. by the time thursday rolls around, you are more than half-way done with the standard 5 day work/school week. thursday’s have a way of comforting many before exciting weekends.
i like thursdays, something about em.
friday for most college students.
“let’s go to the bar, it’s thursday. f-ck friday cl-sses.”
one h-ll of a band.
thursday is very nice.
fifth day of the week

thursday is also best known as getting head…
guy #1: i herd you was with jessica at the movies yesterday, what happened bro?

guy #2: well lets just say i left a holocaust in her mouth

guy #3: word is born…she gave you a thursday?
the one day of the week where it’s ok to be gay
your -ss is mine on thursday

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