Tiajuana Donkey Show
(a joke from mind of mencia)
a show that occurs over spring break in tiajuana, mx, where miss spring break has raunchy s-x with a donkey in front of a crowd of drunken college kids.
creepy mexican: “hey, wanna see a donkey show?”
creepy white: “sure!”
back home
mom: “so how was your trip, honey?”
son: “it was great mom! a creepy old man brought me to a tiajuana donkey show!”
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