Tick Dick
a d-ck that is between one cenimeter and 3 inches long
i was with this guy last night and he had a great body but he had tick d-ck
this is where the tick has bitten your d-ck with a strengthening hold and will not let go.
guy 1: dude, did you hear what happened to brad last weekend?
guy 2: yeah man i heard he was in the er
guy 1: yep, he got a tickd-ck when he was out in the woods.
guy whose d-ck swells due to the bite of a tick. d-ck usually appears angry for 3 weeks.
jeff went camping and all he came back with was tick d-ck. now its the size of a pepperoni.
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