tick n swisted
a condition of being extremely off the deep end, mentally, in a very socially unacceptable way.
or
just so drunk that when trying to say the phrase “sick and twisted” it comes out “tick n swisted”
or
dyslexic’s of the world untie!
only a tick n swisted person could think of such a cruel punishment like making a dude p-ss on an electric horse fence.
or
“hey, no problemo, man! i meant what you knew! it’s a tick n swisted world out there!”
Read Also:
- tiemcock
the p-n-s of a time lord. most commonly used to refer to the interdimensional and time traveling peen of the doctor or the master. some can argue that capt. jack has a tiemc-ck, but this is wrong, he has a tiemagentc-ck. jack harkness wants the tiemc-ck something fierce. it’s long been rumoured that the doctor […]
- Headkase
australia’s answer to mr. bungle and dog fashion disco. circus metal band with six members, including a drummer with evil clown facepaint. often accused of being slipknot ripoffs in the looks department. music is heavy and circusy. – oh look! slipknot’s in town! no wait, it’s headkase. – i don’t like metal, but i like […]
- Stranger-Danger Myth
the belief that anybody that you don’t know can and will do you harm, given the chance. this is often hammered into the minds of anyone older than the age of 2, and is meant to be used as an anti-kiddy diddler mechanism. unfortunately, this is usually ineffective, as most diddlers-to-be are friends of the […]
- EFHD
efhd is the abbreviated form of eratic facial hair disorder, which is identified by sp-rs- patches of hair dispersed in undefinable patterns on the face. although, efhd is most commonly found in males, ages 13-18, it has been known to curse certain males well into middle age. carson can’t grow a beard, he suffers from […]
- motove
a male who is in love with a girl who is in a relationship man, that kid over there is very motove towards her.