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the one car going faster than you when you’re speeding on the freeway. the general idea is that you can go as fast as you want as long as the other guy is going faster, that way if a cop sees you both speeding he will pull over the other guy and not you.
wow, i’m going 80 in the fast lane and this jack-ss just zoomed past me. ticket insurance!

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