Ticket Mooch
a guy with a lot of friends who always goes to sporting events and concerts with friends when they have extra tickets. this kid has a life and is always busy and happy.
joe: hey wanna catch a movie later?
bob: nah man i’m goin to a redskins game, then i got a concert tomorrow.
joe: d-mn you got permanent season tickets you ticket mooch!
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