Ticket Trauma


the state that arises when you are having a sh-t and you realise there is no toilet paper remaining or very little.

derivative of sh-t ticket for toilet paper
lewis rang me from the toilet the other day, suffering from some serious ticket trauma

had to jump in the shower after a sh-t today, i hate ticket trauma

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