ticketbastard


another word for ticketmaster.

a monopoly that is in the ticket selling and distribution business.

also see b-st-rd.
the band pearl jam boycotted venues run by ticketmaster in 1994 and filed an unfair business practice law suit against the giant.
because of their monopolizingways their name is synonymous with ticketb-st-rd.
an overpriced ticket monopoly that will screw you any way they can.
ticketb-st-rd, don’t care about people, cause they’re the antichrist.

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