TicketRaper
a multi-national conglomerate event ticket seller that forcefully extracts money from its victims. a monopoly on par with carnegie’s standard oil, ticketraper has avoided trust-busting only by making hefty campaign contributions to politicians.
see also: ticketb-st-rd, ticketmaster
ten dollars for a ticket! i’m there. buy! okay, eight dollar service fee… twelve dollar processing fee? six dollar printing fee? i already hit buy! wait, now it’s asking me to bend over–aaaugh! auugh! ticketraper!
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