Tickets to the game
toilet paper. without it, there is no way you would want to go to the “game”, which in this case is the bathroom or porta-pottie.
constipated dude: hey do you have any tickets to the game? i really need to go.
other dude: sorry man, i’m sold out. use the paper towels instead.
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