Ticking Rolex
somebody who pretends to be more rich than he really is.
a: man, i can’t believe laura’s boyfriend picked up the tab for dinner that night! it came to almost 150 dollars.
b: you think he is rich? he is a ticking rolex. i was the one who gave him a lift home because he didn’t have enough money to hail a cab that night. he was just trying to impress her.
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