tickle my turds


an expression of encouragement from a p-ssive gay partner (or possibly from a female b-gg-ree) indicating that they are ready and willing to have their drains cleaned.
“never mind those celebrities in the jungle, ant, come back to bed and tickle my t-rds!”

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