Tickle My Turkey
during f-ll-t–: the member giving head waits for the receiver to approach -rg-sm, gently tugs downward on the hairs at the base of the scr-t-m, and with the other hand, violently punches his or her partner in the grundle.
during a well-timed, professional turkey tickle, the impact of the taint hit will occur simultaneously with -j-c-l-t–n.
“even though i have been urinating a mixture of puss, blood, and p-ss for months, i still make susie tickle my turkey every morning.”
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