Tickling the mouse tail
trying to adjust mouse while jerking without using occupied hands
he was in the final throws of jerking p-ssion moments from j-zzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. he hoped tickling the mouse tail with his elbow would restore the full screen streaming hd p-rn
he had something to finish — what is left over after wrapping both hands around your b-n-r. thats something; either you have it or you don’t. — but he didn’t want to take a hnad off his b-lls of the other hand off his b-n-r to wake the tv. having pushed his boxers to the carpet his knees were free allowing high jerk confidence. . surely tickling the mouse tail with his knee would work.
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