tickling the walnut


the act of index finger insertion into one’s -n-s with the mission of prostate stimulation. the purpose of prostate stimulation is increased s-m-n discharge distance.
yo dude, c-mock told me to try tickling the walnut–it worked man, i blasted through the sheets!

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