tiddlywinks


meaningless parlor game created in victorian 1890’s england in which the objective is to shoot “winks” into a cup. commonly used today to disparagingly call something trivial and unimportant.
guy1: hey man i’m off to play a game of pickup volleyball at the park, want to come?
guy2: nah i’m off to play some tackle football, but you can call me when you’re done playing tiddlywinks.

“i made 7 grand on the google ipo, but that’s tiddlywinks compared to what the sergey brin made.”
a hand gesture involving mostly the index, middle and ring fingers moving up and down rapidly.

it is similar to a type of handshake.

the idea of “toesies” was brought about by tiddlywinks as well, but that gesture refers to the toes.
ryan: tiddlywinks!!! -makes gestures-
jeremiah: tiddlies! -makes gestures back-
dani: wow…really? come on, guys. grow up.
typically derogatory within a certain culture, subject, or “matter at hand”. when labeling someone as tiddlywinks, you are primarily mentioning the aspects of their idiotic breadth of being an absolutely p-ssy .
jimmy – “so what the h-ll is frank doing over there? i don’t know what the h-ll is going on.. ”

thomas – “got absolutely no idea jimmy, he’s off in f-ckin’ tiddlywink land or something, he’s a f-cking r-t-rd jimmy..”

frank – “hey guys! hahaha, i was playing gtav the other day, and i put a bunch of c4’s on some cop cars, hehee and they went boooomm”

whilst frank is saying that, he’s actually drooling from his mouth, making himself look like a r-t-rd and that he’s off in tiddlywinks land….

jimmy – “i’d certainly say that the narrator f-cking nailed it !”

frank – ” yeah!”

thomas – ” wtf.. ? ”
a person of chinese origin. uk rhyming slang. not a hugely offensive racist term, but can be seen as discriminate with none the less.
chinese -> ch-nk -> tiddlywink.
“look at all the d-mn tiddlywinks with their camera’s”
1. exceptionally small and/or unattractive breast.
2. breast with nipples that are the size of a dime or smaller.
when a girl yells at a guy about starring at her breast, inorder to down play her breast respond with “girl ain’t n-body looking at your little tiddlywinks.”
the definitions are as follows:

1. a game involving small plastic coins, where you use pressure to make them fly across the room – like pogs.

2. p-b-s.

“you should see her tiddlywinks, they’re joke!”
a contraction or series of contractions of the -n-s caused by external stimulation, usually by a digit.
bob gave joe a tiddlywink when joe fondled bob’s man hole.

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