Tidmore
a last name often mistaken for the name tidwell. holders of this last name are awesome dancers, are good at cooking, are extremely affectionate, play trumpet, have large p-n-ses, and are great in bed.
girl #1: hey! there’s tidwell playing his trumpet and dancing!
girl #2: no, thats tidmore.
girl #1: oh! oh yeah, tidmore. isn’t he awesome? he made me dinner the other night and it was fantasic!
girl #2: i bet! plus, you know what i hear? i hear he has a huge p-n-s and is great in bed!
girl #1: well you heard correctly.
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