Tido


a bad-ss who takes no sh-t from n-body, and will own anybody who fronts with him.
dude: yo dawg, that guy over there’s a tido, mess with him and he’ll f-ck u up!!
{verb}
tido is usually a special name for someone who finds that standing out, and showing the world his sense of pride is what makes him original always finding a base of life.
t.he
i.nspiration
d.efining
o.riginality
(tee-dough) (t-dow)

“tido”

“your st–ze has no originality like one in five”
“my tido is one in one million”
-rare
a small asian s-x slave.
johnny got some cheap tido, taped a picture of his mum to her lower back, then started slagging all over her -rs-.
1)
{verb}
to throw 110% effort into the pursuit of a lady, yet still set off her gaydar.

2)
{noun}
someone who’s t-st-cl-s have mysteriously grown in the wrong place since birth
1}
he really thought he was in there, but it turned out that he had tidoed.

2}
and then moontel shakes hands with this tido, who, i sh-t you not, had em growing off his chin, dude.
dumb canadian warez wh0re who begs people for sh-lls and topsites, usually offering things he doesn’t have in return.
yo man, i know you want on dis fat ftp, but you ain’t gotta tido me for it!

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