tie on a jag
tie on a jag is a phrase originated in northeast pennsylvania. it refers to getting f-cked up on either beer or weed or both. instead of saying hey wanna get f-cked up to night you would say let’s tie on a jag.
joe: hey jake want to go tie on a jag tonight?
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