Tiers of drunkenness
1.zach laffin
-repeatedly saying you are going to bed, only to return and drink half a beer more
-calling someone “hey you, with the feet”
-spilling mt. dew and calling it ‘your beerz’
2. wooden hammer
-shirts come off
-everyone is your friend
3.hammered
-self explanatory
4.sh-tfaced
-belligerently drunk
5.iron horse
-f-ckin’ gone
-if anyone can function iron horsed they deserve a crown
tiers of drunkenness
1. andrew:”i was zach laffining last night and i was tickling this chick’s toes.”
emily: “man i know, but dude, you were just tipsy.”
2. zach:”i had four beers and was still a wooden hammer. b-mmer dude.”
3. andrew:”i am intoxicated”
zach: “shut up buddy.”
4. zach: i was sh-tfaced and tried to go through the doggie door while chasing the cat.”
5. emily:”i was working my way to iron horse status, but p-ssed out between wooden hammer and hammered.”
andrew: “lightweight.”
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