Tiffany & Co
a very expensive and beautiful store with lots of georgous jewlery that every girl wants, every piece of jewlery comes in a little blue-green box with a white bow.
“sure. sure. he’s okay. aren’t you, cat? poor old cat. poor slob. poor slob without a name. i don’t have the right to give him one. we don’t belong to each other. we just took up one day. i don’t want to own anything until i find a place where me and things go together. i’m not sure where that is, but i know what it’s like. it’s like tiffany & co.”
the definition of this store can only be described as a scene from clueless, kind of like this:
” tiffany’s is a monet? whats a monet? it’s like a painting, see? from far away, it’s ok, but up close, it’s a big old mess.”
this store is basically overpriced silver jewellery that tarnishes super quickly. when you go to the store they have absolutely no explanation except maybe the ph balance of your skin is causing the tarnishing, umm okay?!
girl 1: “omg do you like my new tiffany & co. bracelet i just spent $400 dollars on it, this is my second time wearing it”
girl 2: “dude its all yellow and looks like garbage, why would you waste your money on that?”
girl 1: “it came in a blue box & theres this old famous movie about it, so i thought …”
girl 2: “you thought wrong. its now yellow and going to turn black eventually, next time don’t waste your money”
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