TIFHJOTS


an acronym for t-ts in face hand job over the shoulder. it is a version of a handjob that involves the male to sit down while the female stands behind him and reaches over his shoulder to rub his p-n-s. if done correctly then the male should be able to look up and have the female’s br–sts right at his face.
“you got with her? i guess she’s ok.”
“yeah but i got a tifhjots.”
“d-mn! that totally makes it better.”

“tifhjots?”

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