TIFM
a contraction of “this is f-cked mate”. generally used to describe an impossible situation created by one’s superiors at work that the peons have to deal with.
worker 1: “the boss wants that container emptied by this arvo”.
worker 2: “but he sent all the staff out and i’m here by myself!”
worker 1: “tifm”
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