Tiger Morning Wood


waking up with morning wood, from dreaming about tiger woods multiple affairs with nasty b-tches. (no h-m-)
“yo’ homie i ain’t gay or nothin but all this media hype around tiger f-ckin all these nasty sk-nks has me waking up with tiger morning wood.”

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