Tiger Snooze
to take a quick nap, p-ss the f-ck out and wake up a couple hours later, or jokingly say you took a tiger snooze even though you really just fell asleep for the night (probably because you were too drunk). a tiger snooze is no longer than about 2 to maybe 3 hours, any longer than that and you really could just say you took a nap or went to f-cking bed.
1.
friend: “hey man wanna come over and chill?”
tired dude: “maybe in a couple hours, im gunna go home first and take a lil tiger snooze.”
2.
friend: “dude ive been tryin to call you for an hour.”
tired dude: “sorry dude, i was takin a tiger snooze.”
3.
friend: “where in the h-ll did you go last night?!”
was tired dude: “dude i laid down for a second to try and take a tiger snooze and thats all i remember.”
when a guy gets sleepy after -j-c-l-t-ng and falls asleep.
hey, bro. what you doing?
oh, not much. just woke up from a little tiger snooze.
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