Tiger Woods
tiger woods – to have your -ss whooped with a set of golf clubs from your wife after she found out you were cheating on her -ss….
man she went off, she tiger woods his -ss!
verb:
to have several inexplicable relationships with women far less hot that one’s wife, and subsequently ruin one’s reputation. may or may not be accompanied by a car crash.
i used to look up to him as someone who had it all and still managed to live a decent, honest life, but then he went and pulled a tiger woods and now i can never look at him the same way again.
a wh-r- monger who’ll only go for white meat.
abdulla says he ain’t interested in no gravy booty no more. i think that m-f- gone tiger woods on b-tches.
the most vicious firehydrant killer in the urban jungle.
we have to protect all those poor firehydrants from the likes of escapading tiger woods.
a sudden and rapid decline from sublime to slime.
tiger woods ‘transgressions’ catapulted from sublime to slime.
a mixed race professional golfer, sometimes ignorantly misidentified as being african american. this is due to the nonsensical and horrifically racist united statesian “one drop” rule, which states that “black” ancestry is so disgusting that any trace of it disqualifies you from belonging to any other ethnic group, regardless of whatever other heritage you have. in reality his heritage is one quarter chinese, one quarter thai, one quarter african american, one eighth native american, and one eighth dutch.
tiger woods (born december 30, 1975, in cypress, california) is an american golfer, widely considered to be one of the greatest golfers of all time.
the act in which you have s-xual intercourse in all three of your womens orfices. making it in every hole like tiger woods does.
person 1: yo, i busted a tiger woods on that girl.
person 2: tiger woods? whats that?
person 1: i put it in every hole!!
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