Tigerism


the religion, culture, and mindset describing the forces of rightiousness. thier powers derive from their excessively strong, wise, or hardcore nature. worship is given to the ultimate god gary, as well as the lesser gods and several legendary warriors:

mario g-d of life
mr. t g-d of death
serious sam g-d of war
mick foley g-d of peace
shigeru miyamoto g-d of liturature
the prodigy g-d of music
count chocula g-d of resource
lewis black g-d of humor
stephen hawking g-d of wisdom
robocop legendary warrior
the gord legendary warrior
ash legendary warrior

the followers of tigerism are constantly at war with the followers of f-ckerism over the fate of this world.
“tigerism is victorious! we tigers! we tigers!”

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