Tigers Wood Syndrome
syndrome = a group of signs and symptoms that together are characteristic or indicative of a specific disease or other disorder.
tiger woods = as of november 2009 the worlds richest sports person, and possibly the greatest golfer in history.
tigers wood syndrome = as of december 2009 a recognised condition suffered by arrogant rich sportsmen that have had at least 10 extra marital affairs.
to be truly considered a sufferer of ‘tigers wood syndrome’ the extra marital affairs must include a c-cktail waitress and 2 p-rn stars. severe cases may in fact see the c-cktail waitress and p-rn stars appearing together. (or should that be, if the sufferer is lucky….)
the only known cure for tigers wood syndrome is a significant payout (millions and millions) from the sufferer to the newly estranged wife.
husband – “honey i had an affair, can you forgive me?”
wife – “who was she…?”
husband – “well there was cori, mindy, jamie, kalika, jaimee, rachel, holly and well i cant remember the others names”
wife – “can i have my 80 million !”
husband – “but its tigers wood syndrome…”
Read Also:
- Ti-high
when your tired and high at the same time; man im a lil ti-high
- timbering
(v.) to ream someone with some solid timber; to f-ck her silly. guy 1- “you trying to drink some bud tonight.” guy 2- “no, i’m gonna be timbering my sl-tfriend.” guy 1- “send her my condolences.” guy 2- “no remorse, bro. grow a pair.” the act of planking on your backside with a b-n-r. when […]
- Timberlyn
a awesome person who has great taste in everything timberlyn has good taste in colors, men, ect.
- Titantor
to be a big d-ck and posess a tiny one wow! that guy sure is being a t-tantor slang for “p-n-s too big” i started to go down on him, but he had a t-tantor.
- Titty fiddle
to lick a partners nipple while tweaking the other, during fore play. “sally really enjoys it when tom t-tty fiddles her before s-x”