Tight man
to wear excessively tight clothes on an overly fat body.
dude 1: “dayuummmm did you see mr. jenkins?”
dude 2: “yeah it was nasty as h-ll, his rolls were showing”
dude 1: “ew, he was a total tight man.”
“that tight man should stop shopping for himself at the childrens store…his clothes are so tight they’re starting to tear.”
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