tight squeeze
when stick a d-ck up a very very tight p-ssy/bootyhole. and you have to squeeze up. at the same time you have to make sure you d-ck doesnt get rug burn.
jimmy had to do a tight squeeze in damons b-tt hole!
a game or an art form made up by h-rny school boys involving stroking a mans breast/chest region either doing it to ones self or to another male. this is perhaps the greatest way to begin a conversation or simply to make friends. h-m-s-xuals are excluded from these activities so before beginning, one must ask each player a simple question “are u gay?”. if the answer is yes, discontinue this game immediately. other forms of this game include: licking ones hand and gently touching the nipple or gently squeezing ones breast and expressing a “im biithhexuuaall” facial expression. this game originated from the dark corners of a physics cl-ssroom by one boy who enjoyed touching another boy. it somehow escaped the corners of this cl-ssroom and the rest is history…
(boy 1 performs the tight squeeze)
boy 2: wtf are you doing man???????
boy 1: hahahhahahaa….man its the latest craze…
boy 2: man you r soo wierd
boy 1:…this is awkward ey?
boy 2:…yehhhh
(ten years later both boys are caught cheating on eachothers husbands)
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