when your girl suck you so tight you can’t even c*m
yo my girl never gets pregnant because she tight succs me harder than a zip tie
- awkward goodbyer
when a f*ckboy doesn’t know how to say goodbye sara told bobby he was an awkward goodbyer. being the f*ckboy he is, bobby said, “i gotcha. i’ll work on that sh*t.” only to never intend on working on it…
- can tower
a tower or pyramid made out of empty dip cans “have you seen jimmy’s can tower it’s getting pretty tall”
a blizzard of epic cataclysmic proportions. the populace thought snowmageddon was going to bring the snowpocalypse, but then a cataclizzard happened and now there is absolutely no bread, milk, nor gas to be found within 500 miles.
- pull a heidi
having a drink prior to going out drinking when you have aged out of the college lifestyle. i had to pull a heidi while i was waiting for my friends to pick me up sat*rday night for a night in the town.