Tijuana Baptism
when a guy gets his junk vomited on whilst receiving a bl-w j-b.
chris: “hey, remember that drunk chick at the bar the other day?”
marc: “you mean the one with no teeth?”
chris: “yeah. she gave me a blowy in my car and threw up all over my wee-wee.”
marc: “that’s awesome, you’ve gotten your first tijuana baptism!”
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