tijuana bison


a tijuana bison refers to a large, hairy prost-tute located in tijuana, mexico. the bison’s most common characteristics are a hairy upper lip and, long impressive sideburns and a hairy neck.
i spent my last night in tijuana mexico grazing distilled beverages among some of the most follically blessed tijuana bison i have i’ve seen to date. the later part of my evening was spent skinning the largest of the bison in the herd.

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