Tijuana Takedown


the act of sitting on an open bottle of tequila and doing a hand stand. gravity will empty the bottle into your -n-s, causing an alcohol-induced blindness that will send you into a furious fiesta. ole!
tom: hey pj, two words: tijuana takedown.
pj: what?
tom: let’s get -ss-drunk
pj: cool, i’m down do be a drunk -ss tonight
tom: nah man, it’s where you get drunk via your -ss. like a tequila handstand.
pj: sounds dangerous.
tom: f-ck ya it is. let’s sit on some bottles!
pj: no fiesta.

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