Tijuana Tittylickin’
a s-xual act originating from tijuana’s notorious red light district wherein a man lightly salts a woman’s br–sts, licks it off and proceeds to do a body shot of jose cuervo azul agave tequila with the shot in the belly b-tton and the lime in the mouth of the woman.
guy 1: i have a crazy hangover, what happened last night? i don’t remember.
guy 2: oh sh-t dave, last night was crazy, you got an asu girl to do a tijuana t-ttylickin’ with you!
a s-xual act involving the smothering of a woman’s nipples with salt, sucking it off, covering the same areas with tequila, and finally sucking those areas clean. this provides great satisfaction to both people, especially the male (or female) who is now intoxicated.
guy 1: h-lls yeah i’ve done a tijuana t-ttylickin’!
guy 2: do you remember it?
guy 1: sadly no, i got too drunk and i p-ssed out. now i have no memory of the occasion
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