Tillamook County Lie Detector Test
a practice used by cruel, corrupt, and heavy-handed police officers to force a confession. from the song “tillamook county jail” by todd snider: “i’ve got a lump on my head and boot print on my chest/from what the guys in here call the tillamook county lie detector test/well i did my best/but it’s a tough test not to fail”
tillamook county is in oregon, of course.
1st heavy-handed pig with huge, hairy, p-ssy-tickler mustache. “found this hippy hitch-hiking on i-5.”
2nd heavy-handed pig, “well, administer the tillamook county lie detector test, and we’ll have him confess to vagrancy, illegal tresp-ssing, resisting arrest, and armed robbery. and we’ll check the files for any unsolved crimes we can have him confess to.”
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