Tim Hortons


a cult religion based on caffeine and baked goods. i swear they put something in that coffee.
i won’t be able to make it through this morning without my tim hortons.
a coffe and baked goods chain based in canada.
wanna go to tim hortons?
best coffee this side of the prime meridian; yet another canadian enterprise -ssimilated by a huge american multi-billion dollar conglomerate (wendy’s bought out the chain in the late ’90s).
the primary destination in the morning for 80% of canada’s adult population. every community should have a minimum of two tim horton’s. you go there so often, the employees already know what to order.
“welcome to tim hortons, can i take your order?”

“yeah, i’ll have a-”

“a medium double-double and a chocolate chip m-ffin, next window please.”

“… thank you!”

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