Tim moate
king of f-gs
see also h-m-s-xual
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- Cactillion
one of, if not the, largest recorded and named numbers. it is a 1 with 1,337 zeroes after it. teacher : omgz0rz j00 nuubs wtf is a cactillion stundents : z0mfg n00b it’s 10 to the power of 1337! teacher: omfg wh0 is j00 calling a n00b j00 bey0tch!
- jambushed
when one unwittingly opens a mysp-ce page and is surprised by the music loaded onto the profile. this usually occurs when the subject’s speakers are at an above normal volume, but wasn’t previously listening to something. often a furious and spastic search ensues to close the offending page. in some cases, a mysp-ce profile will […]
- Blockdown
when a woman in on her period (aka “up on blocks”). similar to “lockdown” we can’t have s-x this weekend because my girlfriend is on blockdown. when you block someone on your friends list. friend #1: “i’m tired of joe posting sarcastic messages on my status updates.” friend #2: “girl! you need to put him […]
- anoof
a word to be used in event of shock or aggrivation; to be used in place of ‘oh my god’, ‘holy moses’, or ‘sh-t’. anoof! you scared me!
- cactusodomy
the act of sodomizing someone with a cactus. person 1: “that was horribly disgusting!” person 2: “no, that was cactusodomy