Timberlake

(v)

to redo something in bad shape to make it pretty again – to bring s-xy back

after the justin timberlake song, “s-xyback”
matt: hey kregg, did you see that section i redid?
kregg: yeah, you timberlaked that.
matt: yeah, i brought the s-xy back.
timberlake–verb–when a formerly dorky guy suddenly becomes s-xually attractive, like justin timberlake did. to timberlake.
joseph gordon-levvitt was a dork until he timberlaked.
verb: to play one song on repeat for an indefinate period of time.

origin: ben “three majors” tandy developed this technique 48 hours before his final project at university was due in, originally as an attempt to alter his own time perception and hence reduce the anxiety of the ticking clock situation he found himself in. the song he “timberlaked” in this instance was justin timberlake – senorita.

timberlaking is now enjoyed by many as an alternative to listen to lots of different songs in an indefinate time period. it is usually because they really like the song, but the technique can also be used to effectively slow the p-ssage of time.

try it out!
guy 1: got a tight deadline? timberlake your troubles away! my tip – s-xyback by the reverent jt. it’s so fierce!

guy 2: you’re gay, dude.
a flamboyant h-m-s-xual who thinks he’s fooling everyone with his “straight” act…….but is not.
d-mn that guy is fake…what a timberlake.
a large projectile vomit, which his music causes.
“d-mn dude, you just horfed a timberlake”
a f-cking n-b
-another term for taking a leak
“next time he crosses me i am going to wait for a sub-zero day and climb upon the hood of his parked car; i will then proceed to whip out my pnrz and timberlake all over his windshield.”