Timberlea


a small suburb outside of halifax, nova scotia that would be a pleasant place to live if it weren’t for the countless middle cl-ss children who honestly believe that they live in a ghetto. gangster beats can be heard blaring from people’s minivans as they drive down timberlea’s main road and every six months or so, slightly more gangster children come from the surrounding suburbs or the city to stab anonymous weed dealers.

also referred to as “timbo”

timberlea gangster one: hey man, do you want to go downtown tonight?
timberlea gangster two: no way, my parents just got a new wide screen tv, let’s just play call of duty 4!
timberlea gangster one: sweet! the city scares me anyway

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