Timberlow
the man of your dreams. the one with the beasty c-ck that you want to marry.
“have you met your timberlow yet?”
stereotype:
the boy of your dreams – you know, the one with the huuuge c-ck.
the one you wouldnt be able to live without.
first cl-ss drug!
broad shoulders, cl-ssy smile… parents love him? yeah that one.
“ooooooo i had another dream about timberlow last night…”
“really?! oh you naughty girl ;)”
the man who stays in your dreams, and reaches your heart. the man you’d be broken without. the man you love.
the man who stays in your dreams, and reaches your heart. the man you’d be broken without. the man you love.
“he’s out of a fairytale”
“yeahh… thats timberlow”
“he’s out of a fairytale”
“yeahh… thats timberlow”
the man who stays in your dreams, and reaches your heart. the man you’d be broken without. the man you love.
“he’s out of a fairytale”
“yeahh… thats timberlow”
“he’s out of a fairytale”
“yeahh… thats timberlow”
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